Who the fuck am I? What the fuck am I doing here?

Idk bro

Women do not have to:



  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.


(Source: defendfeminism)


when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage


RE: technology not being able to mix with magic-I know what the books say, but that’s such an archaic ideal to me. Witches and wizards are able to create spells that can kill, mend, grow, injure, restore, etc. but the idea of a muggleborn being able to use a cell phone in their dorm is pushing it?…


what if people did petplay with other common household pets like imagine sitting in a bathtub filled with aquarium rocks while ur partner sprinkles fishfood on u like “cum for daddy”

(Source: cadaverselfie)

you're like a brother to me
so u into incest